All This Time

And I thought I was a Cock, but now I realize, and with enough research data, I found out I am a Monkey! No big change really, since both animals display certain objectionable behavior hee-hee!

Monkey Ratings

49%(4 favorable and 5 neutral and 3 unfavorable months) This year offers the Monkey some opportunities to go far with your talents. The Monkey’s generous nature may leave you stretched in several different directions, so it is important to stay focused in order to achieve the goals you have set for yourself this year. You will be given the opportunity to impress the right people both in business, as well as in your personal life. Don’t hold back this year, for this could be one that will leave an impression over the course of the next few years.

Monkey Career

Great strides can be made in your career this year. Timing is everything and in your case, time is on your side. You will be in the right place at the right time to impress the decision makers in your career. The steady Ox rewards those with strong work ethics and the Monkey will surely reap the benefits of your labor. Don’t hesitate to do anything that will aid your skills and benefit your position.

Monkey Relationships

This could be a busy year for you domestically. Look to your family for the encouragement and support you need. On the same token, it is important for you to listen and heed the advice of those who care. Your social life is active filled with plenty of opportunities to make new friends. Don’t forget the ones that have been with you through the rough times, as it is just as important to offer your time with your existing relations.

Monkey Health

Take note that there are several high points to your year. With such a busy social year, you may stretch yourself thin with your health. Be aware of your energy levels throughout the year, as you may need some added rest to counter your affairs. It would be wise to take an active part in your health, taking up a new form of exercise that follows your interests: martial arts or dancing are two good possibilities.

Monkey Wealth

This could be a great year for the Monkey financially. You will possibly make great gains in this area throughout the year. Due to your generous nature, you may have a difficult time refraining from giving to others. Be mindful of this and make sure you give to yourself every once in a while because you deserve

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Leave My Smoke Alone

I don’t heckle you about your expensive clothes being washed with equally costly, non-biodegradable detergent, and your strong smelling cologne and aerosol spray body deodorant that’s more dangerous than diesel fumes. You won’t hear me preaching about the against the perils of early baldness from the thick layer of gel or wax on your hair. Heck I don’t even care whether you got run over by a truck for wearing dark glasses at night. Please, leave my smoke alone. Your house probably contains most of the toxic substances known to man, with your preference for anything TV/Media sells you.