Pinoy Movies Ek-Ek

How many Shake, Rattle & Roll installments till we die throwing up our last week’s dinner? The first one was good in its own time. The second promised new stuff with SFX. Ther rest dripped down like premature ejaculation, leaving a nasty odor and the usual embarassment. I was hoping when they did Kamakalawa and Once Upon a Time that Pinoy movies can evolve into something better and visually pleasing. Instead all we got are poor copies of the old stuff.

Wil somebody tell me why they let Jinggoy do a movie? Are they out of their minds?

My Monster Mom movie is a futile effort by the self-proclaimed shobiz royalties at begging the moviegoers to contribute to their non-existent fame. What fame? Infamy is not the same, believe you me.

Why are our critically acclaimed films appear suspiciously like skin jobs?

I wish they’d do more Bad Bananas movies. These guys can stuff enough wit and humor into two films by just being themselves.

Where the heck is Raymond Red?

Ryan Agoncillo can hadle himself in any movie and tv assignments. He makes Piolo Pascual and Ding Dong Dantes look fruity. Ooops! They are.

I give you permission to do another Exodus and Panday movies, as long as Bong Revilla does not appear in any of them.

And if Vic should do another Enteng Kabisote movie, please, ditch the cameos and thank-you spots and stick to the story. Okay Ka Fairy ko was ahead of its time. But now, I would choose to watch Ramon Zamora in Pedro Penduko than die of unnatural causes watching the latest Kabisote movie.

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